Beware ! Hyper Acquisitiveness may sometimes lead you to deplorable and perplexing circumstances
And hey gals ! make a note you will come across such crizzalian number of dudes in our college.My friend Gaurav is one among them. Poor chap! His quest to earn a girlfriend makes him do all aberrant and foolish acts.And mind you,all his attempts are ultimately futile.
Now before I tell you,about his attempts to find a girlfriend, let me illuminate on who is Gaurav.Gaurav,a guy with tall ,dark and well built looks is a second year mechanical engineering student and a very dear friend of mine,who often bemoans of not having a girlfriend .
Gaurav’s endeavour started right from the first day in the college. Riya, the only gal among 120 boys in his class was his first crush.But this crush of his was soon crushed down as he perceived that “the gals to guys ratio” in his class was 1:120 and it was almost impossible to individually impress a gal when you have 118 other competitors doing the same job.He quits the idea of having the “mech queen” as his girl friend.But that’s not the end of his quest.the quest now had taken a permeate face extending to the other departments.
To begin with it’s the neighbours , that’s the electrical department. Preparations begins ,he tries setting an electrifying look to impress the electrical gals.Spiky hair styles(it appered to me as if he was really given a high voltage electric shock) was the prominent change , I noticed in him.New cargos and T-shirts was the next happening change.The third change was the change in his usual way to th e class.He walked a few meters extra taking a long route passing via electrical department.The process was carried on for a couple of weeks until he got a 220 volts electric shock on the right hand side of his face after he had attempted to make metallic contacts with a gal. Trial to have a girlfriend in electrical department was back fired with great abashments and acerbic experiences.
But that does not cease his attempts .Rays of hope always shine even after such backlashing moments.Yes , his next hope was the computer science department . His myth that studious gals goggle on guys with glasses , made him spend 2000 bugs to get new glasses which ofcourse had zero power .But Gaurav did not know that glasses are not the only parameter for gals to goggle on guys.After a month of abortive trials , he decided to change his way to civil department . Trials to civil department would serve him 2 in 1 purpose. The electronics department lies on the way to civil department . This time again with misconceptions that civil and electronic gals have similar choices of guys . Gaurav went on for a makeover with prim and prude look. Formal shirts well tucked in rough n tough jeans was his next wardrobe. Spiky looks had disappeared long back after some electrifying experiences in electrical department. But poor Gaurav was unaware of the fact that even electronic equipments may give high voltage shocks.His reckless nature always puts him into humiliating circumstances. Never be to early to ask a gal’s phone number, I always tell him . But the nervy fellow never takes my advices seriously and finally lands himself in between louring and frowning gals.Yes! this time again , his attempts were backfired . Poor guy , he couldn’t even move towards the civil classes as he needed to cross those frowning and scowling faces standing ahead of the electronics department.
But the last ray of hope still hadn’t been debilitated .The great architecture department was still waiting for this tall ,dark and handsome dude. This time Gaurav really tried to go innovative and creative.He waited till his hair reached his shoulders , coloured them with shades that appeared to have just come from some alien planet .Again a change in his outfits. This time faded jeans and crushed kurtas (as if it had been taken out from a long and narrow necked vessel) giving him the most weird appearance that one could ever imagine.He was trying to accentuate on his artistic looks which he thought would drive the attention of the creative archi gals. This time the dude went on to the extent of proposing a gal whom he described “the perfect architecture of God”. Perfect architecture have million admirers ,and if not million atleast a hundred in her department. And mind you ,these admirers may really turn hostile when they have new members like Gaurav in their list.Gaurav had a pity experience as this time he was beaten up in a very creative,innovative or you can say in the “the architectural way!”.
Goodness! Another round of abashing experience by the smarty dude.
But the chap always tells me “TRY, TRY TILL YOU SUCEED” and I tell you he is sincerely believes in this funda.Poor Gaurav ! his attempts to find a girlfriend would never desist, atleast not until he stops relying on his perplexing axioms!!!
